Porter turned eight a few weeks ago. For some reason, though, when I recently published the posting about his big day the system placed it below Kevin's birthday. No matter what I do, it will not let me re-arrange it (interestingly, the way it currently comes up is the actual order of their birthdays just not the order I posted them in, confused yet?). Weird. Anyway, if you're interested it is there, you just have to scroll down a bit. So, now for the baptism. First of all, since this was in fact our first child's baptism, I feel the need to do a little comparison of what I expected baptism day to be vs. what it actually was. What I expected on baptism day (sort of): The kids would use phrases like "why, yes please," "no, but many thanks," and "I love you dearly my affectionate siblings" Kevin and I would quote scriptures and express nothing but smiles, nods, and words of adoration We would all hear chirping birds and the quiet shuffle of chip...